So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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