Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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