Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
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let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
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You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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