We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
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She's the worst person, but the best naked person
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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