Rock
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She just used a chaser for red wine.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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