I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
3 2 1 whiskey
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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