if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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