I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
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I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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