i need an iv and a liver transplant
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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