Already got asked if we're dating
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
i barfeds in our rink
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
