i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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