This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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