Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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