I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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