..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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