He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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