singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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