So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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