your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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