Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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