All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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