So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Can you bring me the toilet please
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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