God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
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I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize