redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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