I only kidnapped one of them. chill
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
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she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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