i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
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we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
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i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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