hell yes lets make some ravioli
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize