Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
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its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
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First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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