you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
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I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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