No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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