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(913): View more from Kansas

I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.

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Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?

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Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.

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(913): I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body. (402): Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days? (913): Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm. http://tfl.nu/rpz1

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.

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(403): Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now. http://tfl.nu/qiaj

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(757): View more from Virginia

You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"

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(757): You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis" http://tfl.nu/xzec

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(585): View more from New York

The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.

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(585): The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi. http://tfl.nu/64lh

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...

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(202): Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again... http://tfl.nu/efr4

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(561): View more from Florida

The beers last night were like the tears from god

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(561): The beers last night were like the tears from god http://tfl.nu/bni8

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Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.

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(701): Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten. http://tfl.nu/1asa

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(909): View more from California

No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.

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(909): No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets. http://tfl.nu/zkqt

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Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.

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(513): Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen. http://tfl.nu/spnv

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?

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(920): Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night? http://tfl.nu/ykmq

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(304): View more from West Virginia

i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy

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(304): i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy http://tfl.nu/mdww

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?

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(203): Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013? http://tfl.nu/6zdp

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(828): View more from North Carolina

does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?

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if not i want to bang those glasses off his face

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(828): does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you? (828): if not i want to bang those glasses off his face http://tfl.nu/l0mr

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(571): View more from Virginia

Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?

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(571): Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you? http://tfl.nu/rje6

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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit

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(337): My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit http://tfl.nu/nmyv

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