Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.