No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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