when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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