Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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