sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
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this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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