I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
im about as happy as oj after his trial
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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