There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Randomize
