we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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