Joe is yelling at the trees again.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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