"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
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Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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