There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
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So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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