woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
We don't watch enough power rangers
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
