We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Couch. On fire.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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