I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
