Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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