You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
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Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize