Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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