Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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