around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
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Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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