Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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