At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
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My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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