i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
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After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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