i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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