I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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