The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
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Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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