No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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