Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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